For a number of reasons, keeping up with most current events these last several weeks has been...difficult.

[Garcian clears his throat and continues.]

The Heaven Smiles. If anyone has any information about them, or anything else of note that's occurred recently, please contact me.

hoooleeesshti what ios wrong with you people isnt there something to do here i just darnk with a bnuch of teenagers

what the hell am i doin'g anymore/ i dont even know any of you

everybodys gone now

like always

oh FUCK me i'm shitfacde

a,sdlafsdonlkm,.sadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh, awesome, I can cook in peace without worrying to a lesser degree. Now I need those zombies to get out of here.

What the hell should I make for dinner, guys? I'm stumped.

[If she's irritated on behalf of her fellow... dead things, or perhaps just at how many calls are going on, she doesn't show it. Her voice is still level.]

Is it because they are dead that your sense of ease is so shattered?

[Totally faked unconcern.]

Hey. Nobody's seen Lotus around, right?

Let me ask you all a question. It's pretty fucking simple, so pay attention. Did any of you morons bury those bodies up at the store?

Are you people really that fucking stupid to go after that guy? Considering our successful track record the last two times?

Wait, don't answer that, I already know. Oh, yeah, great call, guys, go after the guy who took people with supernatural powers. That'll show him alright. He's totally not goading any of you.

[After going through the basket, and putting the Magic Belt on the outside of her outfit, Ozma goes ahead and picks up the phone. Oz didn't have anything this advanced, but thanks to her tim in New York, she knew the basics of it at least ( Read more... )

Thank goodness all of that water is gone. H- had I talked to... any of you, if it's not too much to ask, would you please respond...? I want to make sure you're safe and unharmed.

Mmm, I will be looking for things to hunt later; if anyone is in need of food, please let me know and I'll help you.

Final-fucking-ly.

That is all I gotta say about all this bullshit.

...but now what?

[ despite the colorful language, he sounds really tired ]